Please. I'm begging Floridians.
Do NOT elect this man to the Senate.
We've all poked fun at our Governor for the whole Crist-Christ thing before, but now, Charlie appears to be buying into his missing "h".
Apparently, his prayers have served to shutter Florida against hurricanes.
Keep in mind, this is the same man who is responsible for standing by and allowing creation of a Miami Gitmo (as so aptly coined by my very Voxy friend), forcing people to swelter beneath the Julia Tuttle Causeway (aka Bookville) for lack of suitable housing because the state has done a monkey don't see, monkey don't do regarding municipalities who drew proverbial residency restriction NIMBY lines, effectively banishing citizens deemed sex offenders from living within said Florida communities.
But regarding hurricanes, Crist's hot on The Prayer Circuit.
The Miami New Times (8/21/2009):
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Crist left a payer note on the Western Wall in Jerusalem in 2007 while on a trade mission that read, "Dear God, please protect our Florida from storms and other difficulties. Charlie."
Somewhere in Florida, Carl Hiaassen is furiously banging away on his keyboard.
I'm not certain what more can be said, except possibly this.
“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
--Jesus Christ
(the Real Deal, the guy with the "h")
--Jesus Christ
(the Real Deal, the guy with the "h")
