09/23/2011
By Joe Poot
WASHINGTON - A mother and her two young kids were shopping at Walsmart, when they said a man approached them and started farting on her kids. The mother said "Sickos like that man, should be locked up for life!"
She immediately called the police and contacted the local store manager, but she could no longer locate the man in question.
The continued to search for the suspect until police arrived.
When the police arrived, they had a hard time finding him. Eventually they found him in the bathroom farting to Christmas tunes.
Anus McRunny was arrested and taken to jail. If convicted, he could face 20 years in prison for violating his orders to stay away from kids, and not to fart on anyone.
He was later released on a $1 million dollar bail.
