Two bats buzzed my head the other night while I sat on my back porch.
Yeah, those kind of bats, as in vampire.
What could possibly be worse that blood-sucking vermin invading your personal space?
Well, since I asked....
Karl Rove's pseudo-endorsement of Hillary Clinton as the better Democratic candidate?
The George W. Bush S.W.A.K. A-OK of John McCain?
Both definitely the kiss of death.
"As the Count leaned over me and his hands touched me... a horrible feeling of nausea came over me, which, do what I would, I could not conceal."
- Bram Stoker, Chapter 2, Dracula
- Bram Stoker, Chapter 2, Dracula